I just got this great email from a friend of mine:
In a restaurant, a guy asks a lady:
"Would u mind If I sit here beside u?"
She responds loudly:
"No! I don't wanna spend the night with u!"
Everyone at the restaurant turns & stares at the guy.
Young guy shocked & embarrassed goes back to his table.
After a few minutes, that girl slowly walks to him apologizes & says: "I'm a Science Student in Psychology & studying how people respond to embarrassing situations"
Guy responds loudly: "What? $3000 ? That's too much for one night!"
Everyone stares at the girl.
Guy silently whispers to her: "Don't mess around with Engineers!”